37 Cute and Comical Memes for First-Time Moms and Dads (February 18, 2023)

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    Put them to bed drowsy but awake, feed only every 2 hours, sleep when they sleep, breast is best, oh and keep your marriage alive Me:
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    What it feels like when your milk comes in.
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    How I thought I'd look in photos after giving birth vs how I actually looked.
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    When someone jokes about the "husband stitch."
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    Your placenta after being delivered, watching your baby get all of the love and attention.
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    What every postpartum mom's phone sees at either 6 AM or midnight when they finally have time to text their friends back.
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    Moms of newborns when they sleep an hour longer than normal. imaflin com
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    Every tagged picture of me while in labor/after giving birth.
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    Them: Childbirth is beautiful! Childbirth:
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    I used to stay up late popping bottles. Now, I stay up late popping bottles.
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    Your broken crotch listening to people ask when you're planning on having another after you literally just had a baby.
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    When you're giving birth and you hear him laughing with the nurses.
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    Them: What is co-sleeping like? Parents:
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    Me: *explaining that my baby doesn't need a jacket because it takes three seconds to run from the car to the store. Stranger Who Thinks They Know Better: *scolds me outside in the cold for 10 minutes* MO E
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    When you meet another parent who isn't afraid to talk about mucus plugs, meconium, and seedy poops. That's gross. I love it.
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    My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo. C
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    Postpartum moms in the shower like
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    Potential mom friend: Wanna go run errands together, get iced coffees, then park and listen to music while our babies nap in the back seat? Me: @HeatherRobeds
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    When you wasted your kid's nap having decision paralysis, and now you're mentally preparing as you watch them stir awake through the baby monitor.
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    No matter how crazy you are, never put your finger here.
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    When you finally get your tiny blessing to bed and need to sit in complete silence for 20 whole minutes just to process the day.
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    New parents: Venting about how hard parenthood is That one seasoned parent: ¡UsT wAiT uNtIL...
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    Me: *watching videos and looking at pictures of my baby after putting them down for a nap and complaining about being tired and needing a break* My ovaries: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? FX
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    Them: Let us know if you need anything! You: I need help and support Them: Sleep when the baby sleeps! You: Actually, can you come by and- Them: -Enjoy every moment!
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    When expecting or new parents think you have the answers just because you're a seasoned parent. * Do NOT LEAN 1 AM NOT STABLE ON M 150
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    Getting discharged from the hospital after giving birth when you're exhausted, hormonal, and bleeding is the ultimate "walk it off!" but WITH a 9-pound car seat holding a 5-8 pound baby.
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    Them: Motherhood looks good on you! How motherhood is looking on me: Villman FOODS
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    My ovaries when I see a baby in an adorable Halloween costume. we desire... children
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    When your partner wakes up surprised because "the baby didn't cry once," but they just slept through the cries. ** HERE LYES B WILLIAM Burd UN Y 1 OF MAY 1693 LOST SOUL
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    Moms with their 3,000-piece babyproofing sets because kids are attracted to danger. Safety RELIEVE ABOSTON Safety 58 Set Safety
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    When they ask why you like to sniff the top of your baby's head, their breath, and always have to say "BIG yawn!" you wouldn't get it
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    Them: Have you been getting much sleep since the baby was born? Me:
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    When they ask how you're doing the first week home with your newborn THUMBS AMMO
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    The face you make when you just changed your newborns diaper and they let out a giant shart not even 10 seconds later.
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    Nobody: Me feeding the baby in the middle of the night:
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    Me tryna get all my self care done in 15 minutes before my baby wakes up 33
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    When I have a torn and get the 87th message baby?!" & cracked asking "how's the

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